Tot Block

When you are rejected sexual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler

I had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.

by ThatsGWHY June 12, 2011

tatter totted

To be smashed and forced into a cylindrical shape and fried or baked.

'Holy shit man, Fred was tatter totted.'

by totted tatter January 21, 2017

Brotato Tots

A mystical insomniac that wins his opponents over by pelting bolts at their foreheads and glaciating them with chilling ice barrages.

He was acting very brotato tots when he went on a Bambi-slaying rampage last evening.

by The Great Brotato Tots December 18, 2012

tinder tot

Child of a person one met on Tinder. Typically a toddler with at least one attractive parent.

I found my Tinderella! Thing is, she has a tinder tot.

by AGmama October 13, 2015

donkey tots

When the breasts of a woman are small and hairy, resembling those of a donkey.
See: donkey tits.

"Whoa bro did you see that shiz?"

"Fo sho whodie those some real donkey tots"

by Dutchassturd January 19, 2008

trigger tot

Person who talks about guns without and knowledge of guns.

Don Lemon is a trigger tot, he doesn't know the difference between fully automatic rifle and automatic rifle.

by Pistolpete January 17, 2017

Tot Fellow

That one friend that always acts younger for their age.

Kayla: Dammit I just spilled sauce on my leg- can you get me a wipe, Alissa?

Alissa: Its to far!

Bea: Alissa, you're the closest to the wipes. Can you please get one for your best friend?

Alissa: She isn't my friend anymore!

*everyone sighs*

Kayla: You're such a Tot Fellow.

Alissa: Whats that?

by Totally Not Spongebob August 28, 2017