Word Boner

When playing Scrabble, or a phone version of the game like Words with Friends, Wordfeud, etc. When you a.) use all your letters for the bonus or b.)use a combo or double and triple word scores for a high point total in one round or c.) when a friend tries to look smart and uses big words in an attempt to sound smarter.

a and b.) I just played QUIZ for a 60 point word boner!

c.) Tony- "Yo yo ma, can I exasperate you for one second?"

Matt- "Woah... Word boner alert"

by Spngr98 December 27, 2010

Sad Boner

Most likley a male virgin who masterbates voilentley, angerly, aggersevly, rappidly, until monster orgasim forcing the penis to look sad and depperesed.

!. dude whats wrong with you

i went home and had a few sad boners yesterday

2. thanks for blowing me off im just going to have a good old fasioned sad boner today

by arabianpimp27 August 29, 2009

joner boner

a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.

Sit down joner boner before i get someone to get cut that 1 incher off.

by Tj moran May 9, 2005

Nipple Boner

A nipple boner is usually a small foreign penile protruding from a woman's breast; Usually milky in color and it smells like shat.

Ron: Is that a little penis coming out of your nipple?

Black girl: No dick, it's my nipple boner.

by Oprah Adolf Hitler April 3, 2009

semi boner

When your erection is only semi, it does not go all the way. This is actually more embaressing than a true boner because people think you 'cannot get it up'

HAHHAHAHA LOOK PHIL HAS A SEMI BONER OVER CHARLOTTE!
ITS PROBABLY OVER JOHNNY CAUSE ONLY HOMOS GET SEMI BONERS!

by chloerose444 October 9, 2008

Boner dog

put your dick in a hotdog bun and make your girlfriend eat it

my girlfriend told me i made a perfect boner dog

by WM43 July 16, 2011

bobby boner

a stupid fat self ritious lug who has a tendancy to always get hurt. not only get hurt but to get body fluids on people as well, such as vomit mucus, flem, soda/saliva, sperm. cant do grafitti. usually missing a testicle.

"That Bobby Boner threw up on me again"
"yo you suck at grafitti, you're a Bobby Boner"
"That Bobby Boner is such a uni-ball"

"inventor of the uni-ball pen."

by geeeay March 7, 2009