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Bonnet touch

The act of touching a young ladies bonnet before she notices.
‘I got a two second Bonnet touch’
Well done Dan
by The Hoff 75 September 14, 2022
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you thought you ate

when someone says or does something with confidence and pride as if they did a good job, when in reality they did less than mediocre.
bitch i will beat you tf up

girl stfu you thought you ate
by dojadog.1 September 18, 2022
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once thought

It is a function to a context that was once doubted or certainty from a person's statement and theories.
Penrose Tilings were once thought as impossible shapes.
by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022
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bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.
*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought
by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022
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iPod touch

Something that hasn’t been hyped since 2010
by Sriracha-antidote November 3, 2022
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Caterpillar thoughts

Thoughts about caterpillars that a guy had
Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
by Average nonbinarian November 8, 2022
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cheese touch

by Bts7 best November 20, 2022
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