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Phantom Nut

When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.
She rode me so good i felt it in my Phantom Nut!
by Halfaman December 8, 2009
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Frog Nuts

A sophisticated way of calling a man a slut. Cause the man's nuts be jumping around a lot and during winters stays loyal to one.
Man1:- Broo I cheated on my girlfriend 3 nights in a row.
Man2:- Look at you, you frog nuts
by Lucy50 April 19, 2023
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Nut Five

An action involving a person's five fingers making contact with another person's testicles, in a slapping motion. A high five to the nuts.
"If you don't give me that piece of fried chicken I'm going to give you a nut five"
by jess0fresh December 12, 2014
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Nut Bugget

A mix around of the words, Butt and Nugget Usually used as a diss.
Plankton: Dude. You suck.
Me: Dude. You're such a Nut Bugget.
Plankton: =O That's not nice!
by SillyxJuggalette<3 April 30, 2008
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nut mug

Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.
Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him
by ....Donut April 23, 2018
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Fog Nuts

A term typically used by stoners on camping trips to refer to the consumption of weed and trail mix simultaneously.
Pass the dank so I can turn my trail mix into fog nuts.
by dankster24 December 18, 2014
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dez nut

a retard's version of the dead meme deez nuts
person a: hey guess what
person b: what
person a: dez nut
person b: are you mentally disabled
person a: yes
by zleed May 11, 2020
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