Max is an emotionally unavailable dick head who will lead you on four months , get with you then leave . He is a medium ugly but somehow gets all the gyals , he is extremely dumb and has no ambition in life . Avoid him .
by jesussave July 27, 2022
Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.
You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max
Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him
You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max
Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him
You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max
by Crackloverr April 13, 2022
A kid who hit puberty in 3rd grade. Is really good at video games and all together a chill person to be around. People who are a Max tend to rage a lot and also tend to be extremely quiet
by CarrotConductor3 November 09, 2020
Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.
by Ppinmybum69 April 07, 2020
by Peter Schmidt February 16, 2024
A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.
Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.
by raginlittlecajun June 09, 2021