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Canadian Snow Soccer 

Also known as Hockey, this game was originally played outdoors when in the Winter months, fresh water lakes would freeze. This allowed Canucks to strap metal blades onto their feet and slide around on the icy pond while chasing after and trying to hit a biscuit into a goal with a funny looking stick. Players of the game often slam into each other and get into fights while attempting to gain control of said biscuit. For the most part, the game is now played inside on an artificial ice skating rink, but is occasionally played outside. Somehow, this game made its way to the United States, although 90%* or more of the players on its teams are also made up of Canuckistanians.

*this statistic is a rectal extraction
Dude 1: You watching the Stars game later?
Dude 2: Nah. I don't really watch Canadian Snow Soccer, though it is far more entertaining than Soccer.
Related Words

It didnt snow on my vagina day 

1. a female virgin
2. when ur not fucking and or having sex
"Damn, i broke up with my husbandlast night"
"Lucky it didnt snow on my vagina day for ya

Frosty the snow cock 

When there are many bubbles in the bathtub and they cover your pud as if you had just been in a snowball fight naked and your dick got hit with a snowball and is snow-covered.
Man, I got frosty the snow cocked in the bath last night by my woman and she said it looked like I was in gay porn. She ain't gettin any tonight.
Frosty the snow cock by ZAN*** December 15, 2003

Booty-Snow

Ass dandriff
Friend 1: "Why did you go to the doctor's office today?"
Friend 2: "My girlfriend told me I had Booty-Snow and that I should get a cream for it."
Booty-Snow by Kooy October 1, 2010

Yellow Snow 

A code phrase used when someone is lying and everyone else around them knows it. Typically used around kids named Alex.
Alex(Bad skiier): Yo I just sent a 360 off a massive ski jump.

Brad: I think I see some yellow snow
Ethan: Yea there’s yellow snow everywhere.
Yellow Snow by Smoke Chow March 8, 2019

Autumn Snow 

The evil horrifying autumn snow ate the kings penis
Autumn Snow by Captain remus June 24, 2019