Bizzness Shower

A bizzness shower is like a baby shower. Instead of showering your preggers friends with blue and pink gifts you get to raise your champagne glasses to a new venture. Way more fun!

On Friday we get to go to another bizzness shower! So glad we get to drink instead of have cupcakes and tea.

by BetterWisser April 23, 2019

Scrotal shower

When a partner cuts your scrotum and then said partner shakes blood from the laceration on to their sexual partner.

She lightly cut his nuts and laid down to let him scrotal shower her!

by Half_hntr September 3, 2021

Shower Usurper

A person who, When they stay over at a house other to their own, Feels entitled to use Someone else's Shower without Asking.

"Don't you invite that guy over he's a fucking Shower Usurper".

by Cross Cocoa October 2, 2021

Shower cobweb

When you cum in the shower and it goes all stringy and clings to everything

I made some shower cobwebs

by Obmas the large April 28, 2023

after shower festivities

fucking jeff

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities

by lucy.158 January 6, 2024

Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea

Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight

by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018

Shower Offer

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.

Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.

by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011