by Shaniqua988 February 22, 2009
A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.
by jellyjones April 11, 2018
Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.
Example 1:
Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!
James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.
Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!
James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.
Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
by TequilaMonkey February 24, 2012
a condition induced by consuming a large quantities of pork products, or a lesser quantity of highly seasoned pork products, marked by painful indigestion, heartburn and possibly diarrhea.
by shittinribs September 13, 2010
That guy is a toatal SHIT POUNDER
by Michael Maine January 03, 2010
Condition in which an individual is completely indoctrinated in to the mindset of a larger group, society, organization, religion, etc... to the point of delusion.
1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.
2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.
3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.
2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.
3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.
by pikamtn October 16, 2010
When one is unsure of whether or not their fart is a shit, but continues to push it out anyway. The risk greatly outweighs the rewards, but we do it regardless.
Sitting in front of the TV, I felt a fart and pushed. I survived another round of shit roulette, but one day I won't just fire a blank.
by IShitALot September 15, 2014