pissed as shit

When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.
"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."

by Shaniqua988 February 22, 2009
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Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.
Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!
by jellyjones April 11, 2018
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Stealth Shit

Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.
Example 1:

Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!

James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.

Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
by TequilaMonkey February 24, 2012
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Rib Shits

a condition induced by consuming a large quantities of pork products, or a lesser quantity of highly seasoned pork products, marked by painful indigestion, heartburn and possibly diarrhea.
Rich ate vast amounts of highly seasoned pork products and is now suffering from rib shits.
by shittinribs September 13, 2010
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Shit Pounder

a gay male that fucks other dudes in the asshole
by Michael Maine January 03, 2010
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Shit Goggles

Condition in which an individual is completely indoctrinated in to the mindset of a larger group, society, organization, religion, etc... to the point of delusion.
1. Jay couldn't understand me, he could only tow the party line. He clearly sees the world through Shit Goggles.

2. The Mormon missionary at the door was telling me some crap about "eternal bliss, on my own planet, with as many wives as I want." He was wearing some serious Shit Goggles.

3. They passed out the Shit Goggles on Monday, and on Wednesday, they all drank the Kool-Aid.
by pikamtn October 16, 2010
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Shit Roulette

When one is unsure of whether or not their fart is a shit, but continues to push it out anyway. The risk greatly outweighs the rewards, but we do it regardless.
Sitting in front of the TV, I felt a fart and pushed. I survived another round of shit roulette, but one day I won't just fire a blank.
by IShitALot September 15, 2014
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