Shit&Quit 

When one has a savior hate for their job and would like to quit but can not afford to. Instead of quitting one needs to be in fact be fired so he/she may collect unemployment. In order to achieve said goal, at the busies part of one’s afternoon he/she gets up and stand atop their desk, drop trou, and proceed to take a large steaming pile of shit on top of the desk and all it’s office contents. The Shit&Quit usually occurs most in a cubical based working environment.

Around the water cooler the next day… “Did you hear about sally? She went crazy and shit&quit on her desk! They escorted her out and fired her on the spot!”

Shit&Quit by Melissa & Phoebe December 22, 2005

Shit and Quit

To take a poop, yet get up, wipe, and leave, knowing their is still poop left in your body due to time constaints. Often having taken the main poop, and not staying to push out the rest.

I was on the toilet taking a dump, but I was almost late to school, so i had to shit and quit to make it on time.

Shit and Quit by metelofe November 28, 2012

quit shit pissin' around 

Stop wasting f'n time!

Get your ass over here and quit shit pissin' around!

quit shit pissin' around by bijouseve November 21, 2007

one hit quit shit 

The dankest of the dank, marijuana with a very high thc content (one hit quit shit is usually around 19-20% thc). Thus you don't need to smoke more than one hit to be really high.

White Widow, Black Russian, and Matanuska Thunderfuck are all strains that qualify (if properly grown and cured) as official one hit quit shit!

one hit quit shit by King Barley February 2, 2007

quit shit 

The backlash a person gets from quitting their job, whether the insults are about being a loser, a coward, or just generally irresponsible and unappreciative of the opportunity. In other words, the hurt and sadness that comes from quitting.

I got a whole lot of quit shit. I just wanted to move on!

quit shit by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

Shit and Quit

Taking a very large shit and then immediately going to sleep.

After eating all that Taco Bell, I went home and Shit and Quit.

Shit and Quit by Sternobum December 31, 2011

Quit your shit 

(phrase) Often used to end a conversation; or as an attempt to suppress the stupidity of your friends, during or after their newest escapade.

Ex 1.
Johnathan: So can I get your number?
Bethany: Excuse me, do I know you?
Johnathan: Not as well as I'd like to know you. Hey baby, did you fall from-
Bethany: Quit your shit. (walks away)

Ex 2.
(You're at the mall, hanging out with your friends, and a couple start trying to get free gumballs from the vending machine.)

You: Y'all seriously need to quit your shit before you get caught.

Quit your shit by Kiete5 November 13, 2009