by Mary69420jane May 13, 2016
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Get the Baby Mercedes mug.1. A male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.
2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.
3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.
4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!
2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.
3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.
4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!
This morning my husband was being a baby douche. He thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. When our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. Then he threw a tantrum when I said I would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. He is a grown man acting like a child. Therfore he is a baby douche.
by steffyb March 12, 2010
Get the Baby Douche mug.ba·by sau·sage Noun.
An urban myth: A sausage made my blending a baby with select herbs and spices and then stuffing the ground baby meat into the placenta that it recently departed with. Served boiled or grilled, often with a side (ironically) of baby carrots and baby potatoes.
An urban myth: A sausage made my blending a baby with select herbs and spices and then stuffing the ground baby meat into the placenta that it recently departed with. Served boiled or grilled, often with a side (ironically) of baby carrots and baby potatoes.
The Pro-Life promoters outside the RNC thought that the sausages they were served where just called baby sausage because they were small, but in an amusing twist, they were actually fresh Baby Sausages made in the alley behind them.
by Dman-5 October 20, 2008
Get the Baby Sausage mug.A common pet name for the one you love. Baby Douchie is just a nice way of telling that special someone their a douche.
by Dylanslove June 10, 2010
Get the Baby Douchie mug.The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.
Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."
Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."
Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."
by Anna LeStache May 22, 2011
Get the beta baby mug.Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.
by The Sleaze July 6, 2009
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