by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009
Get the shit couched mug.excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.
by Hap July 5, 2006
Get the shit cranked mug.When one has a savior hate for their job and would like to quit but can not afford to. Instead of quitting one needs to be in fact be fired so he/she may collect unemployment. In order to achieve said goal, at the busies part of one’s afternoon he/she gets up and stand atop their desk, drop trou, and proceed to take a large steaming pile of shit on top of the desk and all it’s office contents. The Shit&Quit usually occurs most in a cubical based working environment.
Around the water cooler the next day… “Did you hear about sally? She went crazy and shit&quit on her desk! They escorted her out and fired her on the spot!”
by Melissa & Phoebe December 22, 2005
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Get the Zit Shit mug.by Shaniqua988 March 1, 2009
Get the pissed as shit mug.the feeling when you are so sick you feel like a load of shit and want to curl up into a ball and die, but you can't die, so you just turn into shit
My friend Stephanie had a terrible virus and was so sick she claimed she felt like a ball of shit. This was apparently worse than feeling like a load of shit. balls ball shit loadofshit
by flyingelephant July 26, 2014
Get the ball of shit mug.When one is unsure of whether or not their fart is a shit, but continues to push it out anyway. The risk greatly outweighs the rewards, but we do it regardless.
Sitting in front of the TV, I felt a fart and pushed. I survived another round of shit roulette, but one day I won't just fire a blank.
by IShitALot September 14, 2014
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