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Cock muffin 

The fat roll before the dick.
Timmy shaved his pubic hair and saw his cock muffin.
Cock muffin by Irelandkatie July 25, 2020

sleaze muffin 

Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.
Zak, get to fucking work you god-damned sleaze muffin.
sleaze muffin by Amylaura September 9, 2020

Mr Muffin 

a man who asbut iif gi as follwer twitte r on ryoutube he atarted with his sddfuebtue
Have you heard of Mr Muffin, he's quite the shitposter

nothin' muffin

A term used to describe a situation in which instills an emotional overreaction from many individuals but in reality, the situation does not warrant such a response. In reality, the situation is much more banal.
Hey, did you see when Whole Foods banned the wearing of poppies with their uniforms in Canada? Everyone was freaking out on social media. Even the Federal government passed a unanimous motion condemning Whole Foods and a Provincial government proposed a law against banning the wearing of poppies.

Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.
nothin' muffin by thekbird November 6, 2020

Angry Muffin 

The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.
“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”
Angry Muffin by goober mcgroober December 8, 2020

da muffin 

A very smart person! Named muffin!
Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!

I agree! I wanna be like her!

Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!
da muffin by たまご the squck January 12, 2021