Skip to main content

Nade-tard moment 

A nade-tard moment is in reference to Call of Duty. This is when a player looks around a corner for about 10 second, and thinks the coast is clear. Right as he starts to pull the pin on a grenade, an emeny jumps around the corner and kills the grenadier.
Guy: Ya, I died like 20 times this round.
Guy2: Dude! How did you do that?
Guy: Well, I had a few nade-tard moments. They got me every time!
Guy2: Ha ha!. That blows(no pun intended)
Nade-tard moment by NUTsTUN March 29, 2011
Nade-tard moment mug front
Get the Nade-tard moment mug.
See more merch

pseudo-blonde moment

When someone has a blonde moment and their hair is not originally blonde.
Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car.

James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.

Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.

James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.

will and grace moment 

(n) When a sexually confused (and ultimately gay) man "tries" having sex with a woman who is his closest friend to determine his sexual orientation, similarly to how, in the sitcom "Will and Grace", Will verifies that he is gay by trying to have sex with Grace.
Bob: Hey Sally, so your best friend Steve is definitely gay?

Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.
will and grace moment by libertine February 10, 2013

King kas Moment

When You type anything (facebook status, comment, text message) and forget to spell check what you wrote. Any sentence that leaves you baffled and you have to fill in your own blanks to understand it.
"I aggexrvf hate me Tgedfttf is a king kas moment"
"Let go cuz is about tim for the party to start is a king kas moment"
"a King kas moment is I think concrete and stats deserve another stats...I still hate these classes"
"I can explain it to you nest timeI see u bit is super easy and it help u on your taxes because you a practical self employed king kas moment"

Charles Ramsey Moment 

Charles Ramsey Moment: 1. An unexpected fearless embrace. 2. Any unexpected affectionate behavior toward person A. Charles Ramsey, male, gruff, unkempt, lower-class from person B. female, young, attractive, upper-class who might otherwise be expected to have an avoidant or fearful response. 3. Any unexpected, or uncharacteristic spontaneous affection, from one individual to another. Stereotypically female to male, but may occur between any two dissimilar individuals.

Rationale: There seems to be no single word or commonly used phrase to express in English the idea of unexpected affectionate behavior.

Origin: Charles Ramsey reluctant Cleveland hero
"I knew somethin' was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Somethin' is WRONG here. Dead giveaway! Deaaaddddd giveaway. Deaaaaadddddddddddddd giveaway. She homeless or she's got problems. That's the only reason she's running to a black man!"
1. I was covered in mud when I stumbled into the cheerleaders practice room. When they showered me with sudden hugs an kisses, I thought I was having Charles Ramsey Moment.
2. I was a black man wearing a kippah she met moments before, so when she offered me a seat in the synagogue next to her mother and father, I thought, “Damn, she’s got chutzpah. I’m having a Charles Ramsey moment.”
3. He was a Palestinian laborer; she was the Rabbi’s favorite daughter. When she accepted his offer (of a ride, of a glass of water, to hide her, to hold her hand, to pull out the thorn), they were having Charles Ramsey Moment.
Charles Ramsey Moment by WhoJewNewJew September 17, 2013

forest gump moment 

The moment in life when you experience a significant event or meet a person before their fame occurs before the event would be considered significant.
Remember when Forest Gump met Elvis as a kid before Elvis was famous? That was his forest gump moment.

Lipton Tea Moment 

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."
Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.
Lipton Tea Moment by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014