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Red Toofed Monster

When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.
Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!
by T-Coop April 29, 2021
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Mercy for the Monster

The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.

Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."

The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021
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X-Box Monster

That cheap ass energy drink you can buy in Lidl
Heyoo brotherman, will you get me an X-Box Monster in Lidl?

Ofc my homedog!
by Handrup May 11, 2021
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Trip monster

Someone who gives no fucks about tripping on shrooms and acid. They will take them any given chance and don’t give a fuck how it makes them feel because they purely enjoy it.
Someone: I’m nervous to take acid I’ve never done it before.
Someone: are you serious dude, that motherfucker jason is a Trip monster he’s never nervous
by Tripmonster420 July 7, 2022
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marmite monster

look at those marmite monsters stealing a tv
by francois jacobs July 14, 2022
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The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.
Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*
by evrstz July 16, 2022
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Gronkster the monster

A nickname that defys an idiot. The real name would usually be Gronkcowski. He is tough but stupid. Kind of like Captian man from danger force
Person 1: Isn't that Gronkster the monster?

Person 2: Yeah it seems like he ran into the door again 😑
by Raylen Flame July 19, 2022
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