I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs 

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014

I'd give her one 

Slang for inferring you want to shag a woman.

Look at that stunner! I'd give her one!

Or if you want to be clever:

That woman is beautiful.
Marks out of ten, I'd give her one.

I'd give her one by cs94njw February 8, 2017

i have time 

When you’re in the mood to debate/argue about any topic.

Did you hear what he just said?
Yes, and I have time today.

i have time by Krearyal August 2, 2018

I hate this game 

The game that you're currently playing has a garbage system or bad RNG. You say you hate it, but you're actually addicted and have no intention of quitting

Me: OMG, I JUST LOST AGAIN-- I hate this game

I hate this game by Meatlover 269 October 22, 2018

i message game 

perfect for replying to sad texts and proving you have an iPhone

mom: son, I'm so sorry but your dad has died after having a heart attack last night
son: i message game-"lets play 8 ball"

i message game by kapow March 18, 2019

I'm Gaurav 

When you're Gaurav

Anyone: "Hey."
Gaurav: "I'm Gaurav"

I'm Gaurav by gaurav123456789 April 3, 2019

I Scream 

When you're eating Ice Cream in a cone and it melts because you were waiting too long to eat it and you feel obligated to just drink it from the cone.

When my Ice Cream melts. *I Scream*

I Scream by Default Mate May 2, 2019