Hot Wax Dart 

(noun) A forceful, high-velocity shot of semen, typically pressurized by a long-term buildup resulting from:

1. Infrequent tug sessions

2. Denial of sex or

3. Inconclusive vaginal/ oral copulation

Sex-starved for months, Carlos finally bedded Vanessa. After twelve seconds of furious thrusting a painful spike in his ball-pressure erupted, firing a deadly Hot Wax Dart directly into Vanessa's cervix
....and therefore scoring a Balls-eye.

Hot Wax Dart by PaulAllensCard February 4, 2015

Hot shovel

(Adj.) Describing a super duper ugly ass person. Basically saying someone struck them in the face with a "hot shovel"

"That chick is so nasty, she looks like she got hit in the face with a hot shovel"

Hot shovel by RazorSavage12 June 8, 2016

hot laura

When you're hitting it from behind, and she suddenly stands up in downward dog and smears vag juice on your upper lip... Like a Dirty Sanchez but from her perspective.

Everything was going great, and then she bucks up and hits me with a Hot Laura.

hot laura by Tick in my head May 24, 2016

Hot Ham and Cheese

When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.

"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night."
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"

Hot Ham and Cheese by Mysticircle373 July 31, 2016

Hot Polish 

The act of giving someone a blow job after eating flaming hot cheetos.

Man, my dick was on fire after she gave me that hot polish.

Hot Polish by Zach Maiorana August 22, 2016

Hot Connie 

Scrubbing or brushing someone's butthole with your chin stubble.

Gene was tossing my salad last night, but then he suddenly gave me a Hot Connie. Having trouble pooping today.

Hot Connie by The Shart Truce November 21, 2016

Hot cheese sundae 

It's where you creampie someone in church

I gave my wife a hot cheese sundae in the middle of service last week.

Hot cheese sundae by Vjiranen April 26, 2017