A Song of Ass and Fire

the eighth episode in the seventeenth season of the American animated television series South Park.

A Song of Ass and Fire serves as a continuation of the previous episode, "Black Friday", in which the children of South Park,

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Cum dumpster fire

Inspired by a peculiar inability to accurately describe a certain characteristic that differentiates hot girls from beautiful, wholesome women, and/or supermodels. CDF’s are the 5s who become false 7s and 8s because of the cartoonish, chaotic assets, both physically and mentally, they possess. Evolution built this sub-genre of women to safe-guard men against becoming lazy to danger; to keep him sharp. A man will be pleased and inspired erotically and motivated by an elevated status. He will endure the rollercoaster cycles of overly-emotional bouts fueled by her fiery victim entitlement to strengthen the steel sword that is his ego, his manhood. What makes the CDF even more attractive to men is the attainability of this subspecies. She is the highest level of whore. The used-up, retired low level porn star, single mom, broken but still usable and able to show off. The level where she will fuck any type of man, yet be selective at the same time. This confuses all men into a false optimism. Every man believes there's a chance, yet only a select group gets the opportunity to figure out how to solve this destructive enigma.

It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.

Cum dumpster fires are the used Mercedes of women. Imagine if you will, a visibly run-through, crazy realtor, with fake boobs in Newark, driving a Range Rover to attain unearned status while going through a divorce. Her natural man-pleasing talents “knocked up” her youth -twice. So she will use that natural talent to recapture it. Her daughters stole her good years, so she will wear their clothes to attract attention to recapture it. From the outside: a fun, chaotic, unique, fucked up life, attention-seeking, put-together woman with assets to please, control, and bring chaos to men. These women are typically very fertile and look like they are built to be the black sheep village girl who gets ravaged by the intruders and ends up in relationships with a select few of them. Bringing him closer to the destructive suicide of erotic overload, yet sharp enough to believe they are more of a man than reality. You eventually go to ruin because she revenge-fucks a dude or several, and you take her back each time.

by The Real Dr. Nick August 8, 2023

Fire Truck Frame

A split second frame of another scene at the end of a video, typically for comedic value. The name comes from the ending frame of the most popularized upload of "Steamed Hams" (Skinner invites Chalmers on steamed hams Uploaded by marre523 on Dec 2, 2010) which shows less than a second of a fire truck driving. The first use of this phrase can be attributed to a comment on the video "Is that a flute? (Tenacious D Fan Animation)" by Dongff·tk, which features a fire truck frame of Kyle Gass. The pinned comment, made by @thetwistedsamurai, read "The split second of Kyle smiling has SUCH 'firetruck frame from Steamed Hams' vibes." Garnering 5.3k likes as of recent.

"That fire truck frame caught me off guard, lmfao."

by Commie Mommy September 1, 2023

Fire Phoenix Jutsu

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.

Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'

by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021

Fire-alarm-guy

A man imbued by Hades himself, able to duel wield 1st and second stage devices without fail. Do not approach if troubleshooting open loops and grounds.

Hey, did you see that fire-alarm-guy over there? He is most certainly in the zone.

by Tiddlywinks 4264 January 28, 2021

Yo Fire out

Meaning you got Played, no luck, or yo shit just out

Coined by woodva Mississippian

Before Jerome could ask Peter for 5 dollars, Peter said “yo fire out”

by IcyDaSlime February 15, 2021

Chinese Fire Drill

When you switch spots with someone.

He was on top of me while we were kissing and he pulled away and said “Chinese fire drill” so then we switched spots.

by u know me😉 March 3, 2021