Build a fire under

An action taken by mountain people to get mules to move when they refuse to budge

Guy 1: where is laura?
Guy 2: she wont answer her phone so i will build a fire under her until she does
Guy 1: i dont get why you treat her like any random bitch when she clearly isnt . there is something I have to tell you

by I love laura May 18, 2013

I Control the Fire

Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.

Yo Darbs I had an 'I Control the Fire' night! it was sick!!!

by moonchild716 April 9, 2011

Cum dumpster fire

Inspired by a peculiar inability to accurately describe a certain characteristic that differentiates hot girls from beautiful, wholesome women, and/or supermodels. CDF’s are the 5s who become false 7s and 8s because of the cartoonish, chaotic assets, both physically and mentally, they possess. Evolution built this sub-genre of women to safe-guard men against becoming lazy to danger; to keep him sharp. A man will be pleased and inspired erotically and motivated by an elevated status. He will endure the rollercoaster cycles of overly-emotional bouts fueled by her fiery victim entitlement to strengthen the steel sword that is his ego, his manhood. What makes the CDF even more attractive to men is the attainability of this subspecies. She is the highest level of whore. The used-up, retired low level porn star, single mom, broken but still usable and able to show off. The level where she will fuck any type of man, yet be selective at the same time. This confuses all men into a false optimism. Every man believes there's a chance, yet only a select group gets the opportunity to figure out how to solve this destructive enigma.

It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.

Cum dumpster fires are the used Mercedes of women. Imagine if you will, a visibly run-through, crazy realtor, with fake boobs in Newark, driving a Range Rover to attain unearned status while going through a divorce. Her natural man-pleasing talents “knocked up” her youth -twice. So she will use that natural talent to recapture it. Her daughters stole her good years, so she will wear their clothes to attract attention to recapture it. From the outside: a fun, chaotic, unique, fucked up life, attention-seeking, put-together woman with assets to please, control, and bring chaos to men. These women are typically very fertile and look like they are built to be the black sheep village girl who gets ravaged by the intruders and ends up in relationships with a select few of them. Bringing him closer to the destructive suicide of erotic overload, yet sharp enough to believe they are more of a man than reality. You eventually go to ruin because she revenge-fucks a dude or several, and you take her back each time.

by The Real Dr. Nick August 8, 2023

firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

Ray x Fire

!SPOILERS FOR THE PROMISED NEVERLAND!

Ray x Fire is the ship between Ray from The Promised Neverland and Fire, this is a common joke among the tpn fandom because of that one scene where Ray tries to light himself on fire in order to distract Isabella, and let Emma and the others escape safely.

Person 1: “Hey! What’s your favorite anime ship?”
Person 2: “Ray x Fire.”

by Help the Kitchen June 1, 2022

fire and ice game

as the son of ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL. i made up this game called fire and ice to do nice stuff and bad stuff to the person known in the bible as cain when i found out who he really is today and his real name....all because of the mark on his forehead that makes everything you do to him be hit back at you 7 times fold. multiplier of seven. so if you stole 10% of his money, then you would lose 70% of your money for an example. it don't matter how much money each other have. if he have 1000 dollars and you have 100 dollars. he lose 100 dollars for 10% of his money and i lose 70 dollars. 70% of my money.

he really seen a curious pure hearted kid made up a game like this out of curiosity. game of fire and ice. fire and ice game.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

Weaponized Dumpster Fire

A disaster beyond the realm of human comprehension.

Corey Feldman's music career is a weaponized dumpster fire.

by Sean1331 February 26, 2022