Concrete Donkey 

A Concrete Donkey is an erection or boner. Plain and Simple.

Devyn: "OMG, check out the set of tits over there!"
James: "Dude, she's giving me a concrete donkey!"

Concrete Donkey by Shwepper July 21, 2008

Swamp Donkey 

Cajun Coon-ass; a man born in the cajun land, Layfeyette, who lives life spicier than the spiceiest!

A Swamp Donkey is always hammered; especially on a Sunday Night playing Caps to the wee hours in the morning... Dont know what caps is??? It is a drinking game. Look it up

Swamp Donkey by Justin Loomis January 28, 2008

Swamp Donkey 

Usually an oversize, full grown, facial haired woman who enjoys lots of makeup, bbq meats, big trucks, low lit dive bars, any natural musk, wranglers that are 4 sizes too small, and cuddlin. Usually possess a fupa and/or huge vagina.

"Dave was warned by his buddies not to go after her due to the fact that she looked like Buffalo Bill and had a 19 yr old kid, but the thought of that worn out Swamp Donkey bucking on top of him was too much for him to resist"

"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"

Swamp Donkey by tfulf October 8, 2008

Swamp Donkey 

a teenage girl who has sex with anything that has legs and a heart-beat. some may find her attractive. but when they see all the symptoms of her nasty STIs she's got down there they run... FAST - watch out buddddd!

WOW! Denise is such a swamp donkey!!!

Swamp Donkey by :)missy!!!<3 February 16, 2009

Swamp Donkey 

A girl that could look like an half shark half man alligator.. But alas, tis a donkey knee deep in your sisters cocksucker.. Donkey=dick, Swamp=your sisters bad breath and looks..

Yo, maing.. That betty you gave the boots to last night was the a swamp donkey straight out of wild kingdom maing, I'm fucking telling you!

Swamp Donkey by StarJonessBooty February 23, 2009

Beetle Donkey 

A person who is hollow-minded. Dumbass with a hollow brain capacity.

Floyd

"Hey that guy is such a beetle donkey"

Beetle Donkey by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Schmoe-donkey 

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.

"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."

Schmoe-donkey by Feb September 2, 2008