mega shower

Jerking off in the shower

I'm going about take a mega shower be back in 15 minutes.

by Acoustic March 19, 2018

shower shake

When you jerk off in the shower.

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.

by Jacky Dartz May 15, 2017

BaBIZ Shower

Celebration of the launching of a new business/venture. AKA Business shower, business baby shower. Celebration for the start of the entrepreneurship journey of your projects or a friend's, the addition of a new asset or startup to the investment portfolio. A new revenue stream. Invitees are enticed to bring supplies and resources as gifts to help them kickstart their business and receive valuable feedback to fine tune the offerings.

- You're invited to my BaBIZ shower!
- One way to get funded at early stage, is hosting a "BaBIZ shower", or virtual “business shower” where you can receive gifts, like in baby showers! As one genius has said: that we should host business showers to celebrate the launching of a new business to support our friends and family’s entrepreneurial journeys.

by investholist April 24, 2023

shower of shit

fast, aggressive, strong

she may look small but that V8 goes like a shower of shit

by tacklezzz September 19, 2025

2am showers

Listening to lawn sprinklers, at 2 am.

Dooby encounters the chirping of 2am showers after spending his nightshift consuming short form media. He’s beyond cooked.

by BigBubbleBlower66 August 13, 2025

June showers bring scary tornadoes

an old saying

Man, those June showers bring scary tornadoes

by cool dude ste June 28, 2017

Cell Shower

The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.

Not to be confused with "shower sleep".

Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."

by MST3K I like September 26, 2025