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Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”
by Irregular94 December 17, 2021
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strange uncle

When your non dominant hand falls asleep and you masturbate with it.
I woke up at 3 am and couldn't feel my left hand so I gave myself a strange uncle.
by Professor Mudsprayer December 22, 2021
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Migool uncle

An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.
Person1-Oh look there, Miguel
Person2-no dude he is our Migool uncle.
by Gravity falls aka hoi February 16, 2022
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Kentucky Uncle

When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.
I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.
by Kentucky uncle Kenny April 2, 2022
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darsins uncle

his name is oz
omg i know the darsins uncle
by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022
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creepy uncle stalins death fridge

the fridge that shot me with 152mm anal penetration
creepy uncle stalins death fridge Its pretty self explanatory dumbass
by nuggortphorn June 6, 2022
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bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth
Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already
by d0nj June 15, 2022
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