Dug meat

Dug meat is fine cuisine often served in small towns such as bonnyrigg and rosewell

Dug neat can also be served with a side of cold beans and a refreshing 50p isotonic to wash it down

Guy 1
"Oh look over there wee brain's oan the dug meat again"

by Not william 69 January 19, 2019

meat crown

when you cut your penis off with scrapbook scissors so it has a zig zag and looks like a paper crown

Yo did you hear about Jay’s accident?
No what happened?
He was making a scrapbook and accidentally chopped his dick off so he has a meat crown now!

by Dyson Grommley January 12, 2021

Heat Meat

The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.

awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat

by heatmeat October 30, 2010

Breakfast Meat

Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!

by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016

Meat Salad

A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.

"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."

by Luchiapet September 1, 2014

Meat in the mouth

taking a thicc dick straight to the face

sharla got meat in the mouth from Kevin at the new years party, she had cum all over her face

by cuntminer42069awwwman September 5, 2019

Street Meat

An opened beef jerky stick one may find in the street, and if consumed, would turn one gay.

“Don’t eat street meat Jim, you’ll turn gay!!”

by Clumsy Girl844 March 10, 2020