Purple

“Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey

You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).

Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”

by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023

Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.

Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.

by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016

purple people men

is someone who eat humans when they are purple and are a man, they also on come out during night time to eat young women,

OmG there a purple people men eater we better run fast.

by eirwio3urskjdfu358uewijkfrwk3u December 17, 2008

purple mississippi

A code word between Violet, Cassidy, and Mckenzie for their period. They also have a code word for bathroom, it's called Texas

Hey Cassidy I'm riding a boat on the Purple Mississippi. But I have to travel to Texas before I can go to our next class.

by Middle name is Marie July 18, 2016

Purple wippersnapper

When a guy and a girl put a floral arrangement in the ass and the other inserts a finger mashing it into the ass and then wiping continuously until the partner shits it out

Me and my friend just did the purple wippersnapper

by J da dhjhrjdjfi October 10, 2023

Purple

a color but also the color of a highly manipulative person. disregarding others and shallow when pushing blame to other. power hungry and craves power but will never gain it.

did you see the purple? look at how they push their source of problems to someone else.

by sayancherri November 21, 2021

Purple lady

A "purple lady" is a woman who is gender nonconformist and embraces their duality, red/pink (female) + blue (male) = purple. It can also refer to a man who transitioned, becoming a woman. Hence, he is a purple lady. Found uncommonly but not rare either among American LGBTQ+ circles as a term of endearment and self love

Yoel: You see that girl, she's a bit of a purple lady!

Eliza: Definitely, she looks so much better now that she transitioned! It was her true destiny!

by 7Yoseph77 February 22, 2024