sledgehammer boob

a boob that is so big that it takes two hands to fondle it.

The actress has sledgehammer boobs, which are her saving grace.

by uttam maharjan May 9, 2010

Boobs

Boobs

I hope your boobs are good today

by Oh he is the best place January 28, 2022

boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

Lowercase boobs

Breasts that are smaller than desired.

Heather: I have boobs
Roger: They're lowercase boobs

by Larry 78 February 6, 2022

Penis boobs

Testicles

I love how my body looks in the mirror especially my penis boobs! Credit Brandon

by T.K. O'nuts November 22, 2018

Beard Boob

Minor irritation of a woman's cleavage due to prolonged snuggling with a bearded man.

'We snuggled in bed all weekend, I woke up Sunday morning with beard boob.'

by Bryan Henriques February 2, 2022