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Forty-five Days of Stupid 

That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.

I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.
Forty-five Days of Stupid by Bob1655 December 23, 2011

aggressive form of stupid 

a form of stupid that comes on so suddenly there is a very small chance of becoming un-stupid
Bill: My X wife has an aggressive form of stupid...
Fred: Bummer Bill.

that's stupid a lot 

When something is so stupid, you can't even believe it.
That "Word of the Day" is stupid a lot!
See that guy lighting a match near that gas tank? That's stupid a lot!

bro you are stupid 

when some one does something stupid and you want to slap him on the head
your friend: wazzup hits your water on you

you: bro you are stupid then you slap him up side the head
bro you are stupid by tylertheboss December 24, 2017

SAME KIND OF STUPID 

When a group of people share beliefs contrary to the viewpoints of the majority and still belief they are right.
Donald Trump supports are the same kind of stupid.

Carmel the stupid bitch 

A sometimes annoying girl that can be the equivalent to a idiot female dog hence stupid bitch. a Carmel is proud to be a stupid bitch and embraces the fact she isn’t any normal bitch she is a stupid one. The stupid bitch is unique and has normally has the first name or nickname of Carmel.

Antonym - A nice decent and very normal person.
e.g. an Avi
Carmel the stupid bitch said she wanted a mug saying she is a stupid bitch
Carmel the stupid bitch by Avz1up February 11, 2018