Shower Offer

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.

Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.

by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011

Shower Usurper

A person who, When they stay over at a house other to their own, Feels entitled to use Someone else's Shower without Asking.

"Don't you invite that guy over he's a fucking Shower Usurper".

by Cross Cocoa October 2, 2021

Shower cobweb

When you cum in the shower and it goes all stringy and clings to everything

I made some shower cobwebs

by Obmas the large April 28, 2023

Scrotal shower

When a partner cuts your scrotum and then said partner shakes blood from the laceration on to their sexual partner.

She lightly cut his nuts and laid down to let him scrotal shower her!

by Half_hntr September 3, 2021

Shower Sauce

When you've got so much drip you ascend to a new level of sauce.

When you're so fly you're showering in sauce.

Dayum! Homie's outfit is Shower Sauce. He's gonna

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He's so fly, he has that Shower Sauce.

by Gorgonzales March 20, 2021

after shower festivities

fucking jeff

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities

by lucy.158 January 6, 2024

shower kitty

A skunk. When you get too close to that kitty, you’ll have to take a shower.

I was up all night bathing the dogs last night- they found another shower kitty

by Professional Humanoid September 13, 2020