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ball of shit

the feeling when you are so sick you feel like a load of shit and want to curl up into a ball and die, but you can't die, so you just turn into shit
My friend Stephanie had a terrible virus and was so sick she claimed she felt like a ball of shit. This was apparently worse than feeling like a load of shit. balls ball shit loadofshit
by flyingelephant July 26, 2014
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Shit Pounder

a gay male that fucks other dudes in the asshole
That guy is a toatal SHIT POUNDER
by Michael Maine January 3, 2010
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Russian shit

When you have to do "big business" in the bathroom but you have a limited time frame to do so. Often results in headaches, pulled muscles, hernias and/or swamp ass from improper or rushed wiping.
That white castle had my stomach bubbling this morning, i had to take a Russian shit to make it to the meeting on time.
by gavsdaddy December 29, 2010
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Shit push

Pushing an enemy in cs:go without stopping preferably with a pp-bizon
by Kuarterz August 16, 2021
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shit cranked

excessive consumption of alchohol or drugs leading to a euphoric state of complete and total useless.
Val got completely shit cranked this weekend.
by Hap July 5, 2006
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Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces
This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!
by Loaftard August 12, 2018
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icecream shits

when your butthole burns when your pooping and your hoping for the icecream to come out next.
"man I ate some hot wings last night and i had the icecream shits this morning.
by slapmanzoo March 5, 2010
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