Twice-Baked Potato

When excrement is purged from one person's rectum and subsequently placed/pushed into another person's. A third housing would result in a "thrice-baked".

The carpet would need a Dyson-style cleaning after the couple attempted the Twice-Baked Potato.

Twice-Baked Potato by MattonlyMoore July 20, 2009

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couch potato

one is able to substitute any word of choice for potato. such as..."couch prune"....however, it has been combined with more derrogitory terms. for example..."couch fag."

couch fag

couch potato by shunshine December 15, 2003

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Sweet Potato Surprise

When an unconscious woman has her butt cheeks spread with tongs and a rabid bunny is inserted into her anus using an over-sized bong. The resulting shit from the woman's anus oddly resembles sweet potatoes.

"Yeah, I walked into the bathroom and there was a sweet potato surprise waiting for me."anusrabid bunny sexbunny sex

Sweet Potato Surprise by Ms. Garret October 3, 2010

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Mrs. Potato Head

When one pours french fries on their penis and asks for a blow job from their partner.

My girlfriend gave me a Mrs. Potato Head last night.

Mrs. Potato Head by HimInMeDickIt March 22, 2010

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Computer Potato

When a person uses the computer rather then getting exercise.

Person 1 " Dude, I just got so much gold off my sword!"

Person 2 " GETTA LIFE, YOU FUCKING COMPUTER POTATO ! "

Computer Potato by ImSoMcLovin January 23, 2009

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Party Potato

A person who goes to a party and sits on his / her ass while every one else dances...

"Vyy ees beeing a Party Potato sooo out dees season? Get up and donce poopie!"

Party Potato by jimmy c January 19, 2005

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Tactical Potato

A person of lesser height who uses fits of verbal disarray to tactically redirect the conversation from their height insecurities. It should be noted that these verbal fits more often than not are ineffective hence the status of being a potato.

I called Bobs chihuahua a little cutie and he started barking at me..

Ah ignore him he's just being a tactical potato

Tactical Potato by duine ard February 12, 2021

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