fire when ready

When a submissive person in bed tells you to cum on them.
Oh Brandon, fire when ready!”
by M1Miluk January 26, 2022
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Swedish Fire Wine

A type of non grape wine, developed in Swedish porn in the 70's whereby Redheaded Swedish women on their menstrual cycle use pure cotton instead of sanitary pads, this is harvested daily by Santa's elves in their off-season as she sleeps, then hand squeezed and bottled at the source, creating a unique taste to each bottle. Redheaded is a key component to this wine, as it gives it the Fire. Blonds with herpes can often be a substitute in cheaper imitations.
Aww bro, I just awoke and my mouth tastes like I've been drinking Swedish Fire Wine all night.
by ChuckWowLau July 19, 2018
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British firing squad

When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.
Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.
by Glock the Cock July 14, 2015
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Two sticks in a fire

Two sticks in a fire is a gay sexual term best described as the penis rubbing against another male's penis until further long ejaculation.
Guy 1: I had a good time last night
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together
by Yugo Yagami May 10, 2020
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nobes fired a blank

omg nobes fired a blank
by Tino2Trappy February 20, 2023
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Alberta fire extinguisher

The Alberta fire extinguish is when you fill a woman with some much cum and punch her in the stomach making the cum come out of her other holes
Buddy I was havin a fire with this chick and blew my load in her last night turning her into the alberta fire extinguisher
by Who cares my friend June 14, 2023
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Fire-alarm-guy

A man imbued by Hades himself, able to duel wield 1st and second stage devices without fail. Do not approach if troubleshooting open loops and grounds.
Hey, did you see that fire-alarm-guy over there? He is most certainly in the zone.
by Tiddlywinks 4264 January 29, 2021
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