The GOAT Virus

Virus that began at the end of 2022 that congest the throat and cusses respiratory issues.

He kept trying to clear his throat, because he had the illness caused by The GOAT Virus.

by [e-mail] November 13, 2022

fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

Billy Goat

When a man sticks his shaft and balls between his legs while jumping around and making goat noises there for making this the billy goat.

In the shower, Jim performed the billy goat to his teammates therefore making him the goat.

by WillyWanka69 December 6, 2022

The goat in football and basketball

The goat in basketball and football are märt and aleks from the hood of Tapa

Hwo is the goat in football and basketball?
Answer: Aleks and Märt are.

by Mlgmlgmlg December 13, 2022

Muddy Goat

Noun - When you and your partner, sit ass to ass, and she reaches between her legs and pulls your balls towards her and proceeds to shit and piss on your balls.

Megan was bored with her usual fecal play, so she went ass to ass with her man and gave him a muddy goat.

by SpecialKray December 13, 2022

Verti-goat

A common denominator of a peculiar term of events once, formed during once’s ramdom conversation on a road trip from one of the Uks largest docks. Now a trademark named apparel company trading in the southwest.

Is one feeling dizzy? Do you have vertigo or has one got verti-goat

by Karl-popper December 28, 2022

Throat goat

A woman who gives tremendous oral sex

Adna is a throat goat. She gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last night

by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023