Alabama French Drain

When a guy is going down on his sister and sticks his tongue up her ass

Billy Bob was going down on his sister, Debbie and gave her an Alabama French Drain. He came up with a black tongue!

by WhiteCollarPosse March 3, 2019

French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up

I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.

by Jekevd April 21, 2025

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

“Are you French?”

When someone says we (like wi wi in French) when they are not part of the current situation so you reply saying “are you French?”

“Are you French?” Meaning you are not involved with the situation

Bryan-Yo can we go get some food?

Marcus-Are you French, you are not coming with me.

by Appletree327 December 29, 2024

Fifth French Republic

Due to a rebellion in Algeria, a new constitution was adopted, because four whole French republics weren’t enough…

Joe: What is the full name of France
Candice: It’s full name is the Fifth French Republic
Joe: Were four French republics not enough
Candice: THATS WHAT IM SAYING

by 2nd Roman Empire confirmed December 7, 2023

The French

An insult to God.

Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?

by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025

Ass French Fry

1. Something you call a person, whose being annoying, irritating, and retarted.

2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.

Why would you do that you fucking Ass French Fry .

by Hoovervillenigggaaa June 14, 2018