Finger Dusting

The act of letting cum dry on your fingertips and slapping the equivalent of a hoe.

I saw Janae Finger Dusting the shit out of Jessica after she realized Jessica wasn't, in fact, a lesbian.

by Drunken Tigerfolk March 7, 2018

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finger fury

When you're pissed off and typing so fast that you spell worse than a 5 year old.

Judy: "I'm just so tierd of putng up wih this bullshit form him! Wy cant he jst tsop bieng a jackass?"

Lucy: "Huh?"

Judy: "Sorry, finger fury."

by ahoymatey123456 June 20, 2011

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When a tobacco smoker is having a craving and the forefinger and middle finger ache to have a cigarette in between them. When a person has lonely fingers they will often hold a pen or a straw in place of a cigarette.

"Why are you holding your pen that way?"

"Because I have lonely fingers, is it almost break time?"

by SpayseCase December 27, 2014

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fingering the porkchop

It's when you put your grubby fingers on someone else's porkchop. What did you think it meant? Per!

Hey! Terrence, stop fingering the porkchop! That one's mine.

by Fenderdood August 4, 2017

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spirit fingering

When you're fingering a girl and you lean in close and whisper "spirit fingers" as you wiggle your fingers up and down (inside of her).

He was spirit fingering me and i burst out laughing.

by gamingjoe69 May 20, 2014

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old finger

when you get a text from someone 65 or older usually with major grammatical mistakes as grandpa jim just now upgraded from his flip phone to a smartphone

me: son did your grandpa text you happy birthday yesterday on his new android ??? kidd: yes the old finger sent me a text it said : hapy birth grndson ii love yyyou he really should have stuck with the flip phone this smart phone is gonna whip his a$$ ...he aint ready for all this

by matty420still... March 6, 2017

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