Baby Faking

Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.

Bro, Jessica Alba is so hot.

Oh I know, I would be down for some serious baby faking with her.

by The Sleaze July 6, 2009

Baby Douche

1. A male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.

2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.

3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.

4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!

This morning my husband was being a baby douche. He thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. When our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. Then he threw a tantrum when I said I would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. He is a grown man acting like a child. Therfore he is a baby douche.

by steffyb March 12, 2010

baby sorostitute

a girl who wishes to rush a sorority. she wear a northface, and ugg boots throughout all seasons. she also carries around FAKE coach, louis vuitton, or prada purses and accessories. she prances around the Michigan State bars especially Rick's on wednesdays dressing like a prostitute with her fake id.

"im such a baby sorostitute. i dress in short dresses from charlotte russe at the bar with my fake designer purses"

by dillerschlitchting December 8, 2009

Baby Douchie

A common pet name for the one you love. Baby Douchie is just a nice way of telling that special someone their a douche.

Walks up to Boyfriend/Girlfriend: "Hi Baby Douchie!"

by Dylanslove June 10, 2010

beta baby

The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.

Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."

Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."

by Anna LeStache May 22, 2011

Baby Sippin

Someone who drinks alcohol in baby sips(take small taste). Drinks alcohol very slowly.

All the hommies were finishing up the 12pack and Jack was still baby sippin his first beer.

by HOOKUP July 31, 2007

Turkey Baby

Bulge in a woman's stomach the week after Thanksgiving.

After poking Jenna in the gut on Black Friday, Nathaniel commented, "That's a nice Turkey Baby!!"

by Jenna-na-na December 26, 2007