shower of pricks

An Irish colloquialism for a group or organisation whose general effect is a net negative for all they interact with. As a wet country which experiences many rain showers every day, the experience can be loosely compared with the prevailing weather patterns in the country.

Facebook are a shower of pricks, regarding privacy, the cunts simply don't give a fuck.

by gowger June 3, 2021

shower stroke

A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)

Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.

by kman142 July 31, 2022

Hercules shower

The action of bathing with your friend. One person begins by taking a shower with the drain plugged. The other sits patiently for the water to fill up, then they take a bath.

The drought is causing our water bill to be super expensive! Stevie, let’s take a Hercules shower to save some money.

by anonymis3959572 September 3, 2022

Shower

Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.

Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night”
Rich: “What an absolute shower”

by Boo Haa Raa Sausage July 18, 2022

Viennesse Shower

A viennesse shower is when a dwarf from Vienna is contracted to urinate on your face.

I was in Prater Park, Vienna when a dwarf gave me a Viennesse Shower.

by EuroShowerPower June 16, 2019

Shower Vid

When you send a video of you in a shower masturbating to another person.

Yo she was feeling a little freaky today so she sent a shower vid before going to work.

by xawvyy March 27, 2022

Shower Beret

Protective head gear used whilst showering. A shower beret is similar to a traditional shower cap however this nifty little thing is made from rubber material and integrates the shape of a regular beret.

A shower beret is heaven on the hair in style

by ProductManager June 24, 2010