Slut Burger

What vegans and closet homosexuals call anything made with beef, pork, mutton, or venison.

Jeaf: Oi, where’s Lance
Nim: Oi, he’s on the rug, nibbling on carrot and celery sticks with soy hummus dip.
Jeaf: Oi, Lance, do you want to watch me eat this raw veal, with a hotdog bun.
Lance: *sweats profusely* Oi, eat your slut burger, freak. But save me some hamburger bun for my Turkey.

Nim: Oi, Bloody Mary, Lance! Have a stake and stop vexing.
Jeaf: Oi. Let him go. He is at peace.

by iamrazorblade June 16, 2011

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Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

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Chicken Burger

It's when you fuck Amanda till she can't take any more and then you continue.

I'm gonna chicken burger Saturday and not tell Luke

by BurgerCock December 28, 2023

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Sploosh-burger

A regularly-cooked burger that is dunked in a bowl of water.

Person 1: Hey, man! I just came up with a cool idea for a new burger that you dunk in water, I call it the Sploosh-burger!

Person 2: Ew, bro that sounds like it’d be horrible.

Person 1: Alright then.

Person 3: I’m going to go sit in the corner and write a Haiku

by Douglass Freshness January 8, 2023

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