No fuck

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious

Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck

by J4VA June 4, 2023

Fuck Dialed

verb

the act of calling an ex in the middle of the first occurrence of sexual intercourse after your beak-up

Molly fuck dialed Joel last night. All he heard was screaming & moaning on the other end.

by mikaliksa July 23, 2014

thats fucked up

When something is an extremely bad situation or statement.

Stacy got hit by a car, thats fucked up

John said “I hate you”, thats fucked up

by Journee__V May 18, 2021

Chuck Fuck

When a chick is fucking you and laughing at how small your dick is

Did you chuck fuck that bitch ?

by Biglazyboy94 August 3, 2021

National Fuck Day

Have sex on November 20th

Yeah, I’m about to fuck my girlfriend on National Fuck Day.

by Dickridah3000;) November 20, 2020

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass

Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.

by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024

Sexy as fuck

Joe gard

Joe Gard is sexy as fuck

by Naughtybitch87 June 17, 2021