turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!
Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.
by Shuaman December 13, 2016
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turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.
No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?
by LtChaser December 14, 2021
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