virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin

Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex

by iLovetheInternetlikeDonuts September 16, 2019

Turtle Mode

When you get awkward and want to dissolve into your sweatshirt.

"I went all turtle mode on that hoe."

by Mrs. Rossi May 4, 2019

Turtle

A redneck who is obsessed with the infamous moneyminion.

Turtle is obnoxiously obsessed.

by MoneyMinion November 21, 2019

Ninja Turtling

Wearing socks with thong slippers a.k.a. "flip-flops"

I was ninja turtling the fuck out of my boyfriends locals when I went to da stow earlier .

by curriedkitty May 21, 2017

Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

Turtle

The act of dragging a game and or match out in a MOBA particularly

Person 1 : Let them end
Person 2 : Nah, their gonna turtle

by Varrick86 June 9, 2018

Turtle

A Turtle is someone that is usually very clumsy both physically and mentally. They are very vhirpy people but they knock over drinks and ashtrays a lot. When playing board ganes with a Turtle they will constantly need reminded of the rules to the point where you feel the need to spaz-moan and start slapping your face in disbelief. Turtles can also be great Ice Breakers as they can withstand constant barrages of comedic mockery from all angles due to their impenetrable shell.

Whilst playing snakes and ladders, Bobby rolled a 5 and went up a snake... Thinking he was only 3 squares from winning, Bobby was pumped.

^Bobby is an absolute Turtle"
"OMFG Dude You are such a Turtle!"

by StrudlePie June 2, 2018