the octopus

A method of masturbation, where the male somewhat violently lifts his hands from beneath his penis, upwards towards his head in a flailing motion. The idea is to simulate an octopus flailing its tentacles, while stimulating the penis.

James was doing the octopus when his mom walked in to the room.

the octopus by Rory O'Hooligan October 30, 2007

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the one

1) Dope ass song (and music video) by THE ONE and only Foo Fighters

2) Nickname for the character Neo of "The Matrix" movies

3) Jet Li, infamous actor of action films, including "The One"

1) "You’re not the one but you’re the only one... Who can make me feel like this..." -Dave Grohl (sexymuthafukka)

2) Neo is believed to be "the One" - the messiah.

3) Dood, The One with Jet Li just came out on DVD!

the one by motored_heart June 27, 2003

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the O • The OC • The One • the office • The Offspring • the octopus • The One That Got Away • The Oreo • the other • The Other White Meat

the one

Denzel Curry as mentioned in his song Ultimate

"I am the one
Don't weigh a ton
Don't need no gun
To get respect up on the streets

By any means your enemies,
My enemies,
We wet them up like a canteen

The yellow tape surrounds the fate
Don't have a face so now you late
Open the gates!"

the one by JDefinitions February 18, 2017

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The overly obsessed PBS Kid

When someone oddly becomes obsessed with everything that has to do with PBS Kids.

Hey TK, I think you are "The overly obsessed PBS Kid."

The overly obsessed PBS Kid by sclimmim May 31, 2019

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Bury The Ocean

Am FSD Band From Quincy Illinois.
They really just astrive to be like Atlas Lost Balance.

FSD1- Did you see that Bury The Ocean show the other night.
FSD2- No I was at the Atlas Lost Balance show!

Bury The Ocean by Mr. HxC March 14, 2009

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flippin' the omelet

When having intercourse, flippin' the omelet describes the act of moving behind a woman in order to pursue (takin' the toast).

"Oh. Bro, like during breakfast, dude, I had the toaster all worked out, and i was gonna take the toast, so I was all flippin' the omelet, right? Tryin' to get that booty bounce?"

flippin' the omelet by mega miles December 17, 2008

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Puffing The Ol' Lucy

Smoking an E-Cigarette

Person 1: Look Dan, Olivia is puffing the Ol' Lucy!
Dan: That Olivia is getting wild!

Puffing The Ol' Lucy by Liton12 June 30, 2015

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