mom spider

old bitch that is granny's daughter and also the mother of fuckdrina she is a huge ass spider that roams the spider cellar fuck her

mom spider

by you don't know me probably yes January 18, 2024

dash spider

A meme created by super epic GD Cologne. Was originaly from his video rating "Dash", and spread to basically every subreddit known to man.

little timmy: DASH SPIDER MEME IS SO FUNNEEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!1111

by yourmomHAHAHAHHA January 26, 2024

A Spider Bite

A bad shot of dope. Possibly a miss. It causes the skin to turn red, swell, and itch. Users will typically say its a spider bite rather than admit to shooting dope.

This girl in rehabs hand is fucked up. She says it's a spider bite.

by Juicy J 1990 February 13, 2024

Nigerian spiderweb

When you ejaculate in your own pubic hairs and let it crust until the first crow of the cock.

Man.. I wasn’t feeling too good last night I had to give myself the good ol’ Nigerian spiderweb.

by anonymous March 19, 2024

Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Yahoo Spider

A disgusting, horrible creature the feeds off fear. Puts you in a false sense of security.

‘I used to be friends with the Yahoo Spider, before it attacked me.’

by yahoo_hater February 11, 2026

Tanzanian Spider Monkey

When you hang upside down from a pole and/or a balcony and ejaculate semen into your mouth, almost resembling a Tanzanian Spider Monkey

Bro did you see Jacob last week? He was hanging off the balcony and was doing the Tanzanian Spider Monkey
My wife is so freaked out she did the Tanzanian spider monkey

by Fart apple March 27, 2026