christmas snow

Getting ass fucked by a retarded elf.

Christmas snow makes me horny.

christmas snow by Pom Fucker May 1, 2022

New England Snow Plow 

When a hairy man cums inside of his hairless girlfriend while she is on top of him, and she lets his massive load drip out of her tight pussy onto his chest. She then smears it over his body by grinding her hips up down his chest.

She gave me a New England Snow Plow back when I lived in Cambridge, and we've been dating ever since.

New England Snow Plow by rugburnatthefairmont February 2, 2015

Yellow snow 

When an Asian man ejaculates and it goes sprays everywhere.

"Hey dude, I was in your bathroom and some I found some of your Yellow Snow on the mirror."

Yellow snow by swindle October 15, 2013

Black Snow 

When you shave your pubes and shower them on your GF's head...usually in the winter time while relaxing by the fireplace.

Guy: Hey baby look at that snow outside

Girl: Yea its sooo nice but i wish i could have some black snow

Guy takes at a razor and shaves his gigantic jungle

Girl: MMMMMM

Black Snow by Seymor Dicks October 22, 2010

Shoveling Snow 

verb for cock blocking

That douche is shoveling snow like crazy, there's no way i'll get poon.

Shoveling Snow by nucca g January 14, 2008

Dead Snow 

The period of snow when it turns slushy and sloppy and makes everything seem dead.

(February-March) "Look at all of the dead snow out there!"

Dead Snow by DKKID December 13, 2010

Canadian Snow Soccer 

Also known as Hockey, this game was originally played outdoors when in the Winter months, fresh water lakes would freeze. This allowed Canucks to strap metal blades onto their feet and slide around on the icy pond while chasing after and trying to hit a biscuit into a goal with a funny looking stick. Players of the game often slam into each other and get into fights while attempting to gain control of said biscuit. For the most part, the game is now played inside on an artificial ice skating rink, but is occasionally played outside. Somehow, this game made its way to the United States, although 90%* or more of the players on its teams are also made up of Canuckistanians.

*this statistic is a rectal extraction

Dude 1: You watching the Stars game later?
Dude 2: Nah. I don't really watch Canadian Snow Soccer, though it is far more entertaining than Soccer.

Canadian Snow Soccer by FarkinFarker January 18, 2008