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Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan
Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad
by Dr wurm February 25, 2024
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Head Salad

The thing that happens a lot in modern (and also older) movie posters where every single fucking character in the movie is photoshopped into the poster and there' s just a bunch of different heads cluttering the poster and it looks fuckin awful
Infinity War was a pretty solid movie but the poster unfortunately suffers a chronic case of Head Salad.
by Chartsy February 25, 2024
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Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
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Salty salad

When a person Jack's off or ejaculates semen onto the salad and the so the called persons intimate partner eats the salad.
Asher why did you make a Salty salad
by Henry McDoniel March 4, 2024
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Jackie's green bean salad

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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Salad dressing

When you toss someone's salad with some salad dressing
Austin: Anthony I'm gonna put Salad dressing on your asshole (it can be sauces, syrup, and cum)
by JeromeHaven March 10, 2024
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Tossing The Salad

Tossing The Salad is a term to lick your partners anus hole and the area between the organ and the anus for some sexual pleasure.
My bitch and I were tossing the salad all fucking night last night.
by DogOfDeviance March 11, 2024
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