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Cuck Salad

The act of preforming cunnilingus on your female partner after another male ejaculates inside of her
Can't wait for Ted to prepare my cuck salad for me tonight.
by The Amazing Cuck May 23, 2024
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Egg Salad

To eject egg matter from one's anus.
She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.
by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024
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all salad

The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.
Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"
by von groovy June 22, 2024
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Trunk Salad

When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island
Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.
by Galactic-Dust June 22, 2024
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Burger salad

The act of taking 8 perfectly cooked burger patties at a cookout and putting them in a bowl and mashing them up to make burger salad.
Thes hamburgers are plain, let's make burger salad.
by Assbergersalad November 24, 2024
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Noel salad loaf

A 1950s to 1960s "food" that is mainly cranberry sauce, pineapple juice, avocado, and celery and formed into what us described as a "cranberry loaf", but it sure does sound like you'd look up here, huh?
" dear! Fetch the children! I made a noel salad loaf for dinner that I saw in the paper!"
by MENAUSTISIM December 28, 2024
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fruit salad

wine or alcohol mixed with weed or other cannabinoids
i drank fruit salad, it was a wild ride, i saw ponies having large jaws, a spiral, and grass that were alive
by mamoudzu January 1, 2025
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