double header purple monkey fuck 

The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.

Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.

double header purple monkey fuck by fLeers March 17, 2013

nice male purple

It's a shortened version of a nice male purple people eatter.

Wow, that is a very nice male purple!

nice male purple by Patrick November 12, 2004

G's purple sketchers

Michael Goldenburg's bright warning sign that he is coming to get you, like when you are hiding an stolen ATTB in a boys' locker room.

"It's a good thing we left those helium balloons in the locker room. I saw G coming to take us hostage for questioning and give us majors."
"How do you know it was him?"
"Cuz I saw his sleezy purple sketchers."

G's purple sketchers by Emily Hopcroft January 31, 2005

Make some Purple

A phrase that came about during the 2021 American civil war in reference to killing the blue (Liberal) side, as their blood combined with their blue uniforms would make them appear purple.

Ready your arms men, tomorrow at dawn we make some purple

Make some Purple by OracleesNutz September 24, 2020

Make some Purple

A phrase that came about during the 2021 American civil war in reference to killing the blue (Liberal) side, as their blood combined with their blue uniforms would make them appear purple.

Also: Making some purple, Make purple, making purple

Ready your arms men, tomorrow at dawn we make some purple.

Make some Purple by OracleesNutz September 24, 2020

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit 

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Black and Purple hearts 

The person that you only get to be with inside of your dreams and imagination.

Ondreaz: who has your Black and Purple hearts?

Tony: Charli does.

Black and Purple hearts by anonymous January 24, 2021