I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

It is a catchphrase typically used in ironic memes as an excuse for reckless or criminal behavior, often coupled with images of villainous characters. It is used to mock people who abuse a condition or disability to excuse unacceptable behavior. Credit to Know your Meme

You can't attack me I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor.
You can't hold me accountable I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor by Big Boi Justin December 26, 2021

i'm straight 

used to say no or no thanks. often said as "i'm good" or "i'm skrate"

Corey, you want a beer?
nah i'm straight
you sure?
yea i'm good

how many shots is that now?
five
you feeling okay?
yea i'm straight

i'm straight by Chelle from L-Town April 25, 2006

I'm not gonna lie 

A term that when prefixed to a statement does more damage than good. Its purpose is to state that you are about to tell the truth about something. However, If one has to use this statement, it can be concluded that when that same person does not use this statement then they are lying, because when they are telling the truth, they state that they are about to tell the truth by saying, "I’m not gonna lie..."

So this statement, in effect, when used, devalues any potential credibility one once had as an honest and truthful person when they are not using the statement.

It is synonymous with: to tell you the truth, honestly, actually, as a matter of fact, in fact , truthfully

I'm not gonna lie, she is looking fine.

I'm not gonna lie, this taste terrible.

I'm not gonna lie, you are really good at what you do.

I'm not gonna lie by morgantj September 19, 2009

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building 

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building by Artie D. May 1, 2006

I've gone Willie Nelson 

Statement applicable to any person who has dropped alcohol in favor of marijuana

I love gin but it makes me violent and stupid. Therefore, as a gesture to both my girlfriend and my local PD, I've gone Willie Nelson in 2008.

I've gone Willie Nelson by Richard Young February 4, 2008

I will fight you. Right in the face. 

The specific threat tied to the ensuing brawl that breaks out amongst Bostonians and non-Bostonians once Boston is trash-talked enough.

"...true, after all, he's from Boston."

"I will fight you. Right in the face."

"Too bad the actions never live up to the hype, stereotypical Boston, I'm a shakin' from your words!"

(A fight now breaks out)

I will fight you. Right in the face. by P. Revere May 3, 2009

i love you harder 

to love someone with more passion than they love you with

boyfriend:i love you
girlfriend: i love you harder

(or vice versa, not to be confused with a sexual joke)

i love you harder by fmlman October 9, 2009