like taking candy from a baby

to be very easy

Beating them was the easiest thing in the world - it was like taking candy from a baby.

by Thịnh March 11, 2024

a mediocrity from the suburbs

a so-so looking woman who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is

by Sexydimma June 12, 2014

PBM From The J

PBM From The J is an acronym meaning Plaque Boy Max from Jersey. PlaqueBoyMax is an successful streamer from West Orange, Jersey, owning a loving, wo

Me: Yo, you saw what PBM did on stream?

Friend: Who is PBM?
Me: Who is PBM? He’s PlaqueBoyMax
Friend: Oh! The snot rocket guy

Me: Yeah PBM From The J, thats him.

by coldtec December 10, 2024

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024

your ass from page two

Not knowing anything

You don’t know your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by April 24, 2023

Ty from Ifunny

A whol snacc, got a nice sized cock, nothing special. He'll eat ya bootyhole furiously but with a nice attitude because hes that cool. Hes also got that yeehaw southern drawl

Nobody:
Ty from Ifunny:"yeeyee which one of you kraut sissys fucked my cousin before me"

by Ifunny Guy March 28, 2019