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Instagram Emo

1. Somebody who labels themselves as an emo all over instagram and post their "cuts" and "scars" basically asking for attention even though they say its not for attention.
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2. Somebody who claims to be emo and posts how "terrible" their lives are.
1. Swag Fag: "Bruh, dat idiot on instagram @nuro.the.snow.wolf is totally an instagram emo." (thats my account XD)

2. Instabitch on instagram: "Omg my parents made me take out the trash today. They hate me, my life is terrible. Im gonna go cut myself now lolz. I'm soooo Emo." *snaps selfie*
Instabitch 2: "Omg your life sux so bad, i wish i could be there for you DX"
by RileyFish April 28, 2015
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unintentional emo

Any person who fits into the "Emo" subculture without trying.
Also, doing something considered "Emo" unintentionally...
Friend 1: Dude, my jeans are really tight. I guess they shrunk in the wash...

Friend2: yeah, they look like unintentional emo jeans.
by Ianis666 May 16, 2007
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emo poser

1. Someone who tries their hardest to fit every emo stereotype just to be called emo. They pretend to like "emo" bands and styles because they think it makes them look cool.

2. A stuck up 12 year old that tries to act cool by copying emos.

3. A desperate guy who copies emo styles because they think they'll get all the girls.
emo poser: everyone look at me! i cut myself! i'm totally emo! i'm the most emo kid on the planet! Look how emo I dress.

person: uh.. sure...
by cheese pastry February 20, 2011
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Emo Turd

A poo that cries from the inside.
Dude, what's wrong??

I ate a bunch of spicy chicken mac & cheese and I don't feel so good. I think it's an emo turd.
by Neesied69 February 14, 2012
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emo skank

a girl that is emo and is also a skank (whore, slut, cunt, etc) www.emoskanks.com is a good place to find them.
hey! have you been to emo skank www.emoskanks.com? its a good site and it also has these emo girls from the definition!
by emo skank March 2, 2009
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emo leave

To leave without saying goodbye, esp. while generally being emo.
Wait, when did Rob leave?
I have no idea, he just emo left.

Hey, next time tell us when you're going... don't just emo leave.
by Andrew Shen February 21, 2008
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Emo "metal"

As we all know, this is just a contradictio interminis meaning that the substantif itself excludes the adjective
Because metal is supposed to have texts about the end of the world, the devil, death and decay, and be happy about all off this.
Emo just cry by even thinking about this stuff, and are never happy.
Birth is always painful, Decaying in the womb trapped within this body
A bleeding human tomb gutted bitch lies dead emptied of the child
chewing on the cords its life line to this world afterbirth is flowing
The stench is overwhelming
My body, growing stronger, my pain turns to torture
Severing its bloodline
A butchered infant carcass
Meat from the unborn, the freshest kills
Chopped up children bathing in blood
Contoured and festering I rot in disgust
Re-generation of my body
Mother ripped apart
Smashing in her face
My knife cutting holes, fucking her remains
Esophogus carved out
Crushing cartilage
Bile oozing from punctures in your liver
Riping meat within
Chewing in intestine
Bladder spurting urine, sight of defecation now grow infection
The child ripped to shreads
Drinking its excretions
Zombification ejaculation over mutilation
On the Mothers body hacked into pieces
The sludges from my cock gives her life once again
Sewing the remains of the child deep within her
Reborn through evil
My torture known throughout Hell
Heed to his calling, the demons await my next kill
Carnage is my fetish
Body cavities scraped of guts
Brains seeping from cracks as my axe continues to hack

Just imagine this for an Emo crowd ... Emo "metal" should be related to this if it would exist ...
by Black_Sunset May 5, 2007
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