be dead forever simulator

you are in a simulation. you are dead forever. you can only see light. and 50 idiots.

"oh man im stuck in be dead forever simulator!"

by Rocket sex February 19, 2021

half dead fun

Chinglish words. When you are in the middle of a masturbation, your vibrator turns out of juice.

1.5 hours for full battery charge no more half dead fun!

by lowsense December 8, 2017

Dead cat throw

Average length a dead cat can be throw, equal to around 1 football field.It is also most commonly used as a measure of distance from your current position to Restroom.

The store is about 15 Dead cat throws away.

The closest Restroom is about 5 Dead cat throws away.

by trickface207 October 31, 2014

dead beat grandmom

Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!

I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!

by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012

back from the dead

time to get head.

back from the dead time to get head

by the cooler penguin27 November 5, 2021

Dead Seal Attack

You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.

Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk

by asksidnow June 7, 2010

Wake Up Dead

From the song Wake Up Dead from the 1986 Megadeth album Peace Sells But Who's Buying? Is something you don't want to happen if you've been cheating on your wife, girlfriend, husband, or boyfriend and sneaking into their house and not get caught because you will wake up dead.

Alright time to sneak to my girlfriend's house, let's pray I don't wake up dead.

by 0ld M4N October 17, 2020