by THEYEETREAPER69 April 12, 2022

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

by RoRo Rox July 8, 2019

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth
by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

by p4nd4m0n1um May 10, 2021

Marty: Geez, you really went off in the GC defending your boy, eh? You didn't have to go nuclear on everyone just because you didnt get a basic joke.
Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.
Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.
Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.
Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.
by Mike109999 August 6, 2025
