SIMP 

Werther from: The sorrows of the young Werther by Goethe.

Werther is the biggest simp and the whole book is about him simping for a woman and ultimately commiting suicide because he can't have her.

SIMP by Nicolai Leimer October 14, 2020

Simp 

Simp mean you would do anything for a girl you like

Peter is a bitch who simp= Peter put the hoes before the bro’s

Simp by Hanno88!! October 14, 2020

Simp 

Person who puts hoes before the bro’s, and let's them drive his car when he is trying to lay pipe

Tyler Buffalo the biggest simp ever!!!

Holy fuck Tyler is a simp.

Simp by Coochiegoon October 14, 2020

simp 

squirrels in my pants

guy 1: "Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me"
guy 2: wow i never knew thats what simp meant
guy 1: yes.

simp by p u p p y i s g a y October 14, 2020

Simp 

A Chinese chubby egghead named cactus that likes a girl named shouq.

Someone: Yo bro did u hear what about with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp and like shouq 💀

Simp by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

Simp 

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!

Simp by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

Simp 

Aaron Garner

Aaron is a simp

Simp by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020