Sexualism

The religion of having sex every day, usually being gay.

Me and that hottie over there are a sexualism. His dick is large ;))

by chicken nugget <3 October 24, 2018

Child irrelevant sexual preference

Aka. C.I.S.P.; When an individual is sexually attracted to people regardless of whether or not they have and or want children

Martin is sexually attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they want to have kids. They have a child irrelevant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021

Gadd Sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to doctor E-Gadd

"Are you straight?"
"No, i am Gadd Sexual"
"Do you have a mental illness or are you just like that"
"The latter"
"That's peak bro"

by PistonKriston March 23, 2025

eddie sexual

Sexual attraction to those named eddie

Y’all, i think i’m eddie sexual!
Yeah, i just really like people called eddie!

by eddie’s husband December 15, 2021

Juliani-sexual

a person, typically a man who is not considered homosexual although partaking in homosexual acts but only with Juliani

I’m not gay babe, I swear! I’m just Juliani-sexual

by jxxxxxi February 5, 2025

sexual cooter

if u don’t have a fucking cooter, that shit is broken. as fuck. get that shit OUT. if u do ur just fucking cool like i’d invite you to my house to play rave in the grave tbh.

gabe: my cooter STANKS!
sophie: congrats, u now have a sexual cooter! 🥺

by sophiehasasexualvagina March 6, 2021

Straight sexual

A straight retard who won’t get their head out their ass and don’t feel included because straight people don’t already get enough love and they have to take over the LGBT community as well so they feel included and something that is not for them.

Idiot: Hey I’m straight sexual!
Everyone: Kill yourself.

by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022